PHASE 1: YOU ENABLE YOUR VPN
You want to stay private. You turn on your VPN to route your traffic through Timișoara, Romania. 1. ENABLE TIMIȘOARA VPN

PHASE 2: THE ATTACKER BAITS YOU
The attacker creates a post on LinkedIn but has you click a link to their personal website that then prompts you to "install" their site as an app. This gives them a persistent hook on your device. (I promise I am not doing this hahahahahaha!) 2. CLICK LINKEDIN BAIT

PHASE 3: THE ATTACKER UNMASKS YOU
The attacker bypasses your VPN and scans your hardware for nearby Wi-Fi signals to find that your computer is located in Orlando, Florida in Walt Disney World at Cinderella's Castle. 3. EXECUTE PHYSICAL SCAN